Shit bricks, Battleship is friiiigin awesome! It didn't matter
that the cinema we were in last night was worth trash because their projector made the film
jumpy and coarse and all over the place
that it left scene transitions looking like they're from a badly edited indie movie.
My friends even reckoned some parts were cut
- and not by the director.
Not to mention the movie blanked out right smack in the middle when things were getting real good and we were all just
hanging in our seats.
"We are sorry for the inconvenience, but we are still preparing the next roll," or some sort of bull was said by the anti-joke chicken of a voice over. Freakin face palm!
Anyhoot, all the shite was worth it. I really liked that one long shot when their ship sank - brill! Also, Rihanna had knockdown lines that she always seemed to say whenever something cool was about to happen. Oh yeah, it's two-thumbs-up awesome.